The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Driving was never a problem for Tiger. But it appears he has some problems with his putz.
Now he'll be known as Cheetah Woods.
Woods has always known not to dally between holes.
Why was his wife out at 2:30? She was clubbing.
Just think, had Tiger used a driver, he wouldn't be in this trap.
Why did his wife use a 9-iron to break the glass? She hated the driver.
Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods is a blonde with big boobs. Phil Mickelson's getting his hair bleached tomorrow.
This is the 2nd time in a year Tiger's been beaten with a 9 iron.
Know why the hit the tree and the hydrant?
Couldn't decide between iron or wood.
Woods is now claiming that there was a mechanical problem that caused him to hit the hydrant and tree.
How typical - golfer to blame the Caddie.
Golf Today Headline: WOODS WIFE MAKES THE CUT
The cops asked Woods wife how many times she hit him. She said "Put me down for a five."
But she might be released - she failed to sign the scorecard.
Woods now has The Shark circling him. Not Greg Norman, Gloria Allred.
Now he's worried she's going to find out he played the full 72 holes.
Tiger's in danger of losing his endorsement deals. After years of consistent placement, how he's spraying his balls everywhere.
Or from a golfers perspective ...
He caught in a bad lie, using his putter on out-of-bounds holes.
The black half of Tiger bought the escalade, the asian half wrecked it!!
What do Tiger and a baby harp seal have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Scandinavian.
Tiger got two strokes for playing the wrong hole