JS-Kit/Echo comments for article at http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2009/12/best-joke-ive-heard-in-while.html (7 comments)

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jsid-1259768380-617064  BlogDog at Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:39:40 +0000

Driving was never a problem for Tiger. But it appears he has some problems with his putz.

jsid-1259786823-617093  Unix-Jedi at Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:47:03 +0000


Now he'll be known as Cheetah Woods.

Woods has always known not to dally between holes.

Why was his wife out at 2:30? She was clubbing.

Just think, had Tiger used a driver, he wouldn't be in this trap.

Why did his wife use a 9-iron to break the glass? She hated the driver.

Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods is a blonde with big boobs. Phil Mickelson's getting his hair bleached tomorrow.

This is the 2nd time in a year Tiger's been beaten with a 9 iron.

Know why the hit the tree and the hydrant?
Couldn't decide between iron or wood.

Woods is now claiming that there was a mechanical problem that caused him to hit the hydrant and tree.
How typical - golfer to blame the Caddie.


The cops asked Woods wife how many times she hit him. She said "Put me down for a five."
But she might be released - she failed to sign the scorecard.

Woods now has The Shark circling him. Not Greg Norman, Gloria Allred.

Now he's worried she's going to find out he played the full 72 holes.

Tiger's in danger of losing his endorsement deals. After years of consistent placement, how he's spraying his balls everywhere.

jsid-1259789729-617100  Phil B at Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:35:29 +0000

Or from a golfers perspective ...


jsid-1259800263-617110  Rob at Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:31:03 +0000

He caught in a bad lie, using his putter on out-of-bounds holes.

jsid-1259804041-617118  j-man at Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:34:01 +0000

The black half of Tiger bought the escalade, the asian half wrecked it!!

jsid-1259804121-617119  BobL at Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:35:21 +0000

What do Tiger and a baby harp seal have in common? They've both been clubbed by a Scandinavian.

jsid-1260150500-617342  DAve at Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:48:20 +0000

Tiger got two strokes for playing the wrong hole

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