The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
I guess that would be a Rutger Howitzer.
Laugh if you will, but all you bright sparks are gonna need those .99 Rutgers...
...to hold off Great Cthulhu until I get my atomic ramjet built.
See, once you invoke Great Cthulhu, you can't just say, "Sorry dude, my bad." He's the ultimate predatory lender with no 72-hour rule, and he's coming...because we invited him.
So Rutgers to the front -- I'm-a need another couple of months before I can light off ol' PLUTO here (smacks ominous-looking titaninum fuselage).