The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Oh, I was so tempted to tell people I'd spent my lunch hour putting flyers on car windshields for our big bonfire / candlelit vigil for Global Warming.
Shoulda told em that in support of the plastics industry you'd be burning hardi-planks instead of wood in yer bonfire.