The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Way off topic but...what's with the 72 virgins anyway? Has anyone ever seen them?
I've been around and I know what their ideal woman looks like. Yuck!
I've got a better offer for them. Don't blow yourself up. Repent, and come visit us in Israel.
Here are 72 of our finest waiting to show you true paradise. No painful suicide required!
I recall an Onion headline from right after 9-11 that was funny..
9-11 HIJACKERS SURPRISED TO FIND THEMSELVES IN HELL.
The rest of the article was pretty great as well.
Yeah Mark, another good one was:
"God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule"
The airplane crash, no doubt, tragically caused by excessive icing on the wings due to the 'Gore Effect' on global warming.