The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Euthenize the thing, it's disgusting!.
No silly, the owner!
Sloop New Dawn
P.S. Huge Congrats on the Cool Million!
Fortunately for the sake of these people, Poodles are good-natured animals that will go along with pretty much any ridiculous thing the owner wants if there's a biscuit and a laugh in the offing.
My dogs, on the other hand...
Ye Godz... Once upon a time, these folks would be the ones knotting up miles of jute cord into macrame or covering denim jackets with thousands of sequins. When did poodles qualify as folk art?
No Kevin, they need a death.
Why not just try to breed with a real turtle?
At least they're using food-safe dyes (so the dogs aren't poisoned by licking themselves) that will wash off.
Save water! Drown the owners in the water from washing the poor pooches.