The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Time for a Farfalle Jihad (I think that is made with pancetta and porcini mushrooms).
The important question is, does the Holy Cookbook specifically forbid graphic depictions of the flying spaghetti monster, or are you all getting your noodles in a twist for nothing?
It's the disrespect of using sauce out of a JAR, Sarah.
The only thing worse would be sauce out of a CAN!!
I see. In that case, Pastafarians all over the world must be praying that his noodly appendages never know the crimson disgrace that calls itself Chef Boyardee. ;-)
THAT. IS. NOT. PASTA.
THAT. IS. ABOMINATION!
(And my grandkids happen to love it. Especially the ravioli. [*shudder*])
As an orthodox Pastafarian, I'm incensed!
Pastafarians use incense?? Oh, you probably do yogurt exercises, too!
I hereby call for an International Day of Outrage against this disgraceful mockery of His Noodliness.
Boycott Olive Garden!
Off with their noodles! See their garlic driven before you and hear the lamentations of their tomatoes!
Wow! Lucky Dude!
You are now licensed to run around breaking and burning shit, call for the gruesome deaths of innocent people, and generally make an ass of yourself.
Cultural Diversity and Tolerance.
Ain't they great?
I would think you're too well-seasoned to be incensed. (Olive a good pun.)
I'm a little hazy on the orthodoxy here, so fill me in: do Pastafarians get sauced when they celebrate? 'Cause if they do, I definitely want in.
Your choice: red or white.
Take a look at this one ...
Due to the Islamist boycott of Danish goods, you cannot eat a bacon sandwich washed down with a Carlsberg Lager anywhere in the Islamic world now ...
Good piece, Phil.