JS-Kit/Echo comments for article at http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-am-outraged-as-orthodox-pastafarian.html (13 comments)

  Tentative mapping of comments to original article, corrections solicited.

jsid-1139352960-343069  Brass at Tue, 07 Feb 2006 22:56:00 +0000

Time for a Farfalle Jihad (I think that is made with pancetta and porcini mushrooms).

jsid-1139353080-343070  Sarah at Tue, 07 Feb 2006 22:58:00 +0000

The important question is, does the Holy Cookbook specifically forbid graphic depictions of the flying spaghetti monster, or are you all getting your noodles in a twist for nothing?

jsid-1139355637-343078  Kevin Baker at Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:40:37 +0000

It's the disrespect of using sauce out of a JAR, Sarah.


The only thing worse would be sauce out of a CAN!!

jsid-1139359498-343084  Sarah at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:44:58 +0000

I see. In that case, Pastafarians all over the world must be praying that his noodly appendages never know the crimson disgrace that calls itself Chef Boyardee. ;-)

jsid-1139359612-343085  Kevin Baker at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:46:52 +0000



(And my grandkids happen to love it. Especially the ravioli. [*shudder*])

jsid-1139370807-343095  tkdkerry at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:53:27 +0000

As an orthodox Pastafarian, I'm incensed!

Pastafarians use incense?? Oh, you probably do yogurt exercises, too!

jsid-1139378093-343101  Josh at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:54:53 +0000

I hereby call for an International Day of Outrage against this disgraceful mockery of His Noodliness.

Boycott Olive Garden!
Boycott Ragu!
Boycott Boyardee!

Off with their noodles! See their garlic driven before you and hear the lamentations of their tomatoes!

jsid-1139405875-343125  geekwitha.45 at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:37:55 +0000

Wow! Lucky Dude!

You are now licensed to run around breaking and burning shit, call for the gruesome deaths of innocent people, and generally make an ass of yourself.


jsid-1139405987-343126  Kevin Baker at Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:39:47 +0000

Cultural Diversity and Tolerance.

Ain't they great?

jsid-1139459771-343248  Engineer-Poet at Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:36:11 +0000

I would think you're too well-seasoned to be incensed.  (Olive a good pun.)

I'm a little hazy on the orthodoxy here, so fill me in:  do Pastafarians get sauced when they celebrate?  'Cause if they do, I definitely want in.

jsid-1139461187-343250  Kevin Baker at Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:59:47 +0000

Your choice: red or white.

jsid-1139735228-343639  PhilB at Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:07:08 +0000

Take a look at this one ...


Due to the Islamist boycott of Danish goods, you cannot eat a bacon sandwich washed down with a Carlsberg Lager anywhere in the Islamic world now ...

jsid-1139754783-343648  Kevin Baker at Sun, 12 Feb 2006 14:33:03 +0000

Good piece, Phil.

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