The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. - Ayn Rand
Ye gods, that was funny! This was the beverage-spew inducing part for me:
" ... Hayden didn’t really fit the role for me this time. His boasting and anger still had that sullen petulant edge. Petulance leads to whininess. Whininess leads to slammed doors. Slammed doors lead to cursing. Cursing leads to grounding."
I had to stop and breathe after his part about the Wookies.
A drunk army of Wookies with shotguns! Imagine it, if you can.
Lileks' review was more moving than the film itself.